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In an effort to allay public concern and in commitment to this office’s pledge of transparency, we are releasing the following document related to the recent event.

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OFFICE OF [REDACTED]

Sometime between the hours of 2am and 3am on [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/[REDACTED] in the rural town of [REDACTED], Mrs. [REDACTED], who was awakened at these hours to “attend to biology” (her words), reportedly saw through her bathroom window a strange light maneuvering in unusual ways.

After Mrs. [REDACTED] finished “attending to biology” (she was unwilling to provide any specific details as to how long this particular activity took), she ran to the bedroom to wake Mr. [REDACTED] because she thought it was an event he might be interested in, due to the fact that Mr. [REDACTED] having, on previous occasions, shown great interest in these types of phenomenons.

Sometime between the hours of [REDACTED] Mrs. and Mr. [REDACTED] walked to the front porch of their house in rural [REDACTED] to get a better view of these lights that were behaving in an unusual and slightly suspicious manner.

According to [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED], they were only on their [REDACTED] porch for [REDACTED] minutes or what felt like [REDACTED] minutes (they could not be sure) before the lights in the sky that are behaving in an [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] manner appeared to increase in luminosity, leading [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] to conclude that they, the lights, were moving closer.

Shortly after [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] became suspicious that the [REDACTED] were moving closure, an event took place to confirm that suspicion.

One of the [REDACTED] lights in the sky ceased moving and began to pulse. A bright white hot beam emanated from the [REDACTED] forcing [REDACTED] [REDACTED] to shield her eyes.

Once [REDACTED] [REDACTED] opened her [REDACTED] she notice that [REDACTED] [REDACTED] was no longer with her on the [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. And the [REDACTED] that were behaving [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] were also [REDACTED].

[REDACTED] [REDACTED] ran back in to the [REDACTED] and called [REDACTED] to report the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED].

Local [REDACTED] interviewed [REDACTED] [REDACTED] about the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. They [REDACTED] her that they would [REDACTED].

In [REDACTED] days the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] [REDACTED] was found in [REDACTED]. It had been [REDACTED] beyond [REDACTED]. [REDACTED] were used to make an official [REDACTED].

After the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED], the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] were [REDACTED] for [REDACTED]. Since the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED], the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].

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We can confidently assure the citizens of this great country that this is everything we know.

You are safe.